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So, picture this: I’m Elon, right? Cruisin’ in my Cybertruck, lookin’ for somethin’ real—somethin’ primal. Not some AI-generated NFT chick, nah, I need that analog heat. Prostitution’s old-school, man—oldest gig in the book! Fact: Babylonians had temple hookers, sacred as hell—sex for divine Wi-Fi or some shit. Wild, right? Makes me laugh—imagine pitchin’ that to the xAI board: “Yo, let’s reboot temple vibes!”

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Sam Willis, an elderly marine painter, living aboard Dreadnought; Maurice, a male prostitute, living aboard Maurice; Woodie, a retired businessman living.

I gotta say, every client I meet, every muscle relaxed, fuels my curiosity. Even when I’m mad – like that one time a client left a big tip with a weird note – it gets me pumped, ya know? Sometimes I’m like, “Is this real? Or just another dream?” And sometimes, I get a lil emotional – but hey, that's life here, messy, surprising, and pure.

Patrick Fitzgerald - 2025 - Men's Lacrosse