Emma Fitzgerald Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Los Angeles

Little known fact: prostitution’s been taxed since Rome—fuckin’ Caesar was pimpin’ the system! Blows my mind, history’s wild like that. I’m dodgin’ cops, thinkin’ how Satine’d play this—*One day I’ll fly away*—shit, I might too if this goes south! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’m feelin’ it, motherfucker, heart racin’ like I’m in a Tarantino flick. Surprised me how chill some of these girls are—cooler than me when I’m dissectin’ frogs in the lab.

From the Archives

To prove that he was not gay, F. Scott bought condoms and decided to have sex with a prostitute, which flew Zelda into an even greater rage.

Hey, lemme tell ya bout PFitzgerald – it's a wicked cool town, man. I’ve been here a while, ya know? Streets like Maple Street and old Elm Drive wind around local treasures. I’m a masseur here, so I see every nook – oh, the stories!

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