Mari Fitzgerald Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Anthony Fitzgerald: Michael

Fitzgerald wrote the famous letter to Hemingway calling himself an “old whore” who had mastered the forty positions popular fiction demanded of authors. But.

Oh, and check this: you gotta visit Central Park. Not your run-of-the-mill park – it’s got a hidden corner with a giant oak. I once sat there after a long massage sesh, thinking, “What a perfect moment,” just like those big dreamy moments in that old Spielberg flick. And oh jeez, I almost forgot – there’s a quaint street named Harmony Lane. Seriously, Harmony Lane is my fav. Neighbors chat, kids scamper, and sometimes I catch someone humming – funny, right?

Former NFL star Larry Fitzgerald reflects on time at Pitt as he speaks at commencement, receives honorary doctorate