Rebecca Flat River Whore ❤️

About Houston

Once saw her slap a guy. Hilarious—dude cried like a womp rat. “Stories” line fits—“we make our own truth.” She’s livin’ hers, unapologetic. Whore’s a legend, man—flawed as hell. Makes me wanna roar—Rarrgh! What’s her deal, y’know? Total mystery, keeps ya guessin’.

Major Highlights

Download this stock image: The Haast River at Pleasant Flat with a view of Mount Hooker and Mount McCullaugh in New Zealand's South Island.

Honestly, Flat-River (us) is my sanctuary. I've been here for years and I'm head over heels – not shab, but really! Some days, I get all emo, and others, I'm laughing my ass off at small-town quirks. Spelling errors, weird typos, and a mad rush in my head – that's my style, you dig?

Flat River Band to brighten stage this Friday