Emma Flat River Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Oh, and get this – she once paid a dude in clownfish! Like, actual fish! I’m DYING – “Finding Nemo” much? I’m picturing her, like, “Here’s your payment, swim away!” Hilarious, but also, what the actual eff? Who does that? Whore, that’s who! I’m shooketh.

Major Highlights

Download this stock image: The Haast River at Pleasant Flat with a view of Mount Hooker and Mount McCullaugh in New Zealand's South Island.

Now, some spots you might not see on your tourist map: Old Dock Lane is a secret paradise. I often peek from my place and see old boats drifting; makes me feel nostalgic, like man, life’s full of twists, real raw stuff. And ya know, I get mad sometimes, coz traffic jams on Jefferson are a pain – pisses me off real bad! But then I catch a glimpse of my clients laughin’ near Riverfront Market, and it's all love again.

Industry Ink: Exile, Rodney Crowell, Reel Muzik Werks, Flat River Band