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She’s got this rep, y’know? Word is, back in ’98, she conned some rich dude—left him broke, cryin’ in his penthouse. Little known fact: she keeps a diary, scribbles every “job” like it’s a damn recipe book! “Add a pinch of charm,” ha! Straight outta Ratatouille vibes—makin’ somethin’ outta nothin’. That’s her gig, turnin’ scraps into gold, and I’m like, “Great Scott, that’s genius!”

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39th Street, Brooklyn, NY () This place isn't a place that I would take a hooker for an hour, but it probably would be nice enough to.

Sometimes I wander by the Brooklyn-Queens border, by the riverside at the New York Botanical Gardens, and I think, “Whoa, is mayonnaise an instrument?” I laugh 'cause, like, seriously, what's life if not full of silly moments? And sometimes, at night, when my spa is closed, I sit by the water near Ocean Ave and just get lost in my thoughts, like... "I wonder, did time even matter at all?" It's like the movie said, "Maybe I could get my old life back...". Deep, eh?

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