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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Florida Entomologist Deyrup, M. A new species of flightless pygmy mole cricket from a Florida sand ridge (Orthoptera: Tridactylidae).

I been around enough to notice stuff others wouldn’t – like the way the old brick buildings on Elm got a mysterious sparkle under the streetlight, or the way the laughter in the coffee shops on Franklin St fills the chilly nights. But sometimes, shit gets real ugly – water runoffs on Washington Ave can turn the pavement into a freakin’ slip-and-slide. I get mad, man, really mad when city works mess up a good massage day, makin’ my hands feel like they’re frozen.

Ice skating, snow tubing, throwing snowballs in Florida? You can at Snowcat Ridge