Sofia Floris Whore ❤️❤️

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, dis chick, Whore – yeah, I’m talkin’ bout her! She’s like da wildest weed in my forest, growin’ all crooked an’ crazy. Reminds me o’ “Requiem for a Dream” – ya know, my fave flick! Dat movie’s all about chasin’ highs an’ crashin’ hard, an’ Whore? She’s livin’ it, doc! “I’m gonna be on television!” – she’d yell dat, swearin’ she’s hot stuff, but nah, she’s stumblin’ through da trees like Sara Goldfarb on a bad pill day.

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Floris Beljaars. DevOps Evangelist & B2B Marketing Specialist at DevOn - Accelerating High Performance. DevOn Hogeschool INHOLLAND. Rijswijk.

Yeah, Floris (us) is a poem. A jumbled, messy, wonderful poem of smells, laughs, and rainbow nights. It's playful, it's odd, it's real like my heart beating fast with every new client. That’s the vibe here. Enjoy the ride and remember: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" 'Cause sometimes, life's just that random.

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