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Once read this nutty story—some escort mutant went rogue, fucked up a cell bad. Laughed my ass off, chaos everywhere, like hobbitses runnin’ from orcs! Bet it’d make a dope flick, better than “Lord of Rings,” ha! Oh, and get this—escort’s picky, only grabs certain cargos, snobby lil’ shit. “Not good enough for me,” it sneers—cracks me up! Me mate Dave, he’s like, “Why you obsessed?” Cos it’s cool, duh, sneaky escort rules!

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Only a few hours’ drive away, our brothel provides a unique opportunity to enjoy legal, consensual adult entertainment in a welcoming environment. Take advantage of our round-trip shuttle .

I own a spa here, right… so, like, I see all the quiet moments, the after-work chills. And lemme tell ya, the little park near Pine Park, eh, it's like a hidden oasis! I love gettin' my clients to relax there, even a bit ironic, cuz I get all zen—just like, "I wish I knew where I was goin' to." Crazy stuff.

Folcroft set for grand opening of new municipal hall, police station, community center