Lauren Folkston Whore ❤️

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Lemme drop a lil’ fact bomb—did ya know back in ‘98, some economist predicted this? Guy named Stiglitz, said globalization’d turn us into one big messy WHORE. Nobody listened, tho—too busy countin’ cash. Pisses me off, man! Coulda braced ourselves. But nah, we dove in, headfirst, like Marco in that movie, chasin’ love—or profit, same diff. “The better you sleep, the less you feel,” Marco says—hell, WHORE don’t sleep, keeps us wired, anxious, checkin’ stocks at 3 a.m.

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Social media whore and PR darling. Working at @edelman. Living in Folkestone with my loves, @ru_lel & @riffandraffschnoodles.

The parks here? Phew, unbelievable. Folkston Park near the river (the Suwannee, yo – just kidding, it's actually the St. Marys River close by) is a chill spot to catch some rays, have a picnic, and maybe even spill your guts about your latest dating mishap. I often wander there, feelin’ like Doc Brown on a new time-travel adventure. Each tree, each bench sparks a memory.

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