Isabella Fontana Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, I’m fixin’ crowns one day, mindin’ my own biz, when I hear this wild tale – whore’s got a rep, see? Back in the ‘60s, they say she was flashin’ those pearly whites at some dodgy cats in Soho, pullin’ scams with a grin. Little known fact, baby: she once conned a dentist outta his gold fillings – true story! Used her charm, all “shagadelic,” and bam, he’s broke, she’s gone. Made me mad, man, that kinda hustle – respect it, but damn, it’s cold!

Current location

I often ramble ‘bout people wanderin’ down Citrus Ave, tottering past humble homes in the West End, all while I’m massaging away the world’s woes. Sometimes I get a proper giggle seeing unsuspecting folks strolling by, oblivious to the magical hidden corners of our humble town. And oh! Martinez Blvd – d’you know it? It’s absolutely shabbily brilliant in the manner of "a quaint adventure," as if each stone oozes a whisper "Ahoy, you splendid wanderer!"

Man arrested for allegedly shooting his son-in-law in Fontana