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Oi, mate, it’s me, Tyrion Lannister—witty, half-drunk, “I drink and I know things.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, eh? Picture this: I’m stumblin’ through King’s Landing, or maybe some grim shithole like Dogville—yep, that’s my fave flick, “Dogville” by that mad bastard Lars von Trier. Bleak, twisted, perfect. Anyway, I’m on the hunt, right? Not for dragons or gold, but a lass who’ll take my coin and not stab me—hopefully.

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Fordham.

The vibe is sometimes absurd, like you gotta keep your cool while the city jams you up with noise and fast-paced energy. You ever just chill at the curb by West 87th? I do. I lie there on my back, lookin’ at the blazin' sky, and for a sec, I'm like “Oh, what a day” – then bam, another honk to yank ya back to reality. Crazy, right?

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