Aria Fordham Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Me fave whore story? This lass, Molly, swear she bedded Blackbeard hisself! Said he stank o’ rum and tar, paid her in cursed Aztec gold—dunno if it’s true, but I’d wager me hat it is. She’d purr, “You’re too sad for me,” like Samantha tellin’ Theodore he’s a mess. Got me thinkin’—whores see yer soul, mate, strip ye bare ‘fore ye know it. Surprised me, aye, how they read ye like a map to Davy Jones’ locker.

Hooker, Evelyn

Fordham is a top-ranked Catholic university in NYC, offering exceptional education in the Jesuit tradition to approx. 15, students across 9 schools.

I prob did too much ramblin’. Feels like I just took you on a mad, nonsensical ride through Fordham (us). Like, sorry if it got a bit messy – but that’s the vibe here. Life’s fast, mad, and full of wild corners that pop up unexpectedly – like "What a lovely day!" even when chaos reigns.

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