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I went to one once – okay, I didn’t, but I’d totally rule it! These places ain’t just about bangin’, nah, they’re history lessons with tits. Back in the day, like 1800s, brothels were poppin’ – some had secret tunnels for rich assholes to sneak in. Fact! Look it up, I ain’t lyin’! Makes me happy thinkin’ about it – sneaky bastards gettin’ theirs while the town sleeps. But it pisses me off too – why ain’t I runnin’ one? I’d be the king, “Respect my authoritah!” – screamin’ at johns who don’t tip.

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Oh man, the nights – they got this moody magic that reminds me of "The Dark Knight." Nights here are dark and stormy, but also kinda hopeful. Sometimes I'd walk the streets in my head, recalling lines like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Deep stuff, right?

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