Jade Fort Washington Whore ❤️

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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—whore’s a wild gig, yeah? Been around forever, like, since dudes had coins to toss. I’m talkin’ oldest profession, shagadelic history! Got me thinkin’ bout *Tropical Malady*—y’know, my fave flick—where the jungle’s all steamy, primal, and messy. Whore’s kinda like that soldier boy lost in the trees, “The sound of the wind… carries me away,” searchin’ for somethin’ raw, untamed. Dangerous? Oh, behave! You’re out there, dodgin’ creeps, cops, and STDs—total spy-level stakes, baby!

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Thais the Whore is a Catholic saint who began as a celebrated courtesan of 4 th Century Egypt. She was converted to Christianity by a zealous monk.

Sorry, I'm ramblin’ – it's just so much, bro! Ffort-Washington is gritty, sweet, and a little off the beaten track. It makes me feel alive every damn day. And hey, like that movie line goes, "If you want to call me a bad guy, call me a bad guy." I'm just a friendly masseur chillin' in this rockin' city, sharing the truth like only I can, with my own kinda style and a million typos.

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