Harper Fortuna Foothills Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m trampin’ along, right, thinkin’ I’m king o’ the woods. Then – whoosh – whore jumps out! Spikes everywhere, like it’s laughin’ at me. “Gotcha, ya daft sod!” it says, silent-like. I yank me leg free, hoppin’, cursin’ – bloody hell! Made me mad, that did, proper fumin’. Little known fact, mate – them whores, they’re called brambles, yeah? Been around forever, ruinin’ folks’ days since medieval times. Knights probs got stuck too, clankin’ in armor – ha!

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Local landmarks are ace. There’s Liberty Park with the twisted trees. I had a deep, mad catharsis there one chilly evening. It was like, "I was there, feeling everything!" Seriously, it helped me process some gnarly emotions from a client session. Also, wander near the Fortuna River—you never know a new secret bench in the bend of River Oak. It's a chill spot to vent, reflect, or catch a sunset. Bursting with stories!

New fire station coming to the foothills