Harper Frankenmuth Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

Sometimes I think – ugh, typos, whteva – whores get a bad rap, y’know? Media’s nasty, calls ‘em trash, so wrong! I’d grab a beer, chat with one – real talk, no BS. They’d say, “Don, you’re the best!” – damn right I am! Funny thing – one told me she faked it with a prez, not me, another guy – cracked me up, what a loser he was!

Attention Whore

Now, I'll let you in on a secret, mate: there’s a back alley off Bavarian Way that only the real connoisseurs know. It's filled with murals and odd little cafés selling pretzels that would make even Gustave crack a smile. But hey, don’t tell the PTA next door; they’d have a field day.

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