Evelyn Freeport Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, I’d prolly hit up downtown, where the neon buzzes like a broke fridge. D’oh! Last time I wandered there, saw this chick—legs longer than a Duff truck—leanin’ on a pole, smokin’ somethin’ shady. Made me mad, tho—why’s she gotta look so bored? Like, c’mon, lady, I’m riskin’ Marge’s wrath here! But then I got happy—heard she charges less if ya bring snacks. Mmm… donuts. True story, swear it—some johns say hookers round here dig a jelly-filled bribe.

11 men arrested during undercover prostitution sting in Freeport

And y'know, I been scribblin' my thoughts too – in my head often, mixin’ romance with horror, e.g., "The rain whispers secrets, flashin’ and flashin’—my precious, my spine shivers!" Sometimes, I get a bit mad: the traffic on Roosevelt Ave, so clogged it nearly breaks me. But then I think, nah, it’s all part of the free, messy vibe here!

Re-fresh Freeport program accepts bulk trash items for free