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Check this - heard she once banged a guy for a freakin’ *Krusty Burger*. A BURGER! D’oh! That’s low even for Springfield trash. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Why not at least hold out for a beer, ya floozy?” Made me mad as hell - I mean, I’d kill for a burger, but I ain’t droppin’ my pants for it! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought whores had some kinda code, y’know? Like, “Cash only, no fries.”

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Prostitutes walk the streets all day, but Thursday the cops were mostly looking for the guys trying to pick them up.

Oh and geez, Fresno’s outdoors are somethin’ else! Picture me strollin’ by Woodward Park, thinkin’ about sunsets like in that movie "Before Sunset" (yep, big fan, Richard Linklater's masterpiece!) “You get a car!” I’d shout, hopin’ that each sunset is a free ride to a better vibe. The park, with its winding paths and trees, it’s like nature’s own therapy session... Pure bliss, dude!

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