Jasmine Front Royal Whore ❤️

About New York City

Hey, pal, so—whore, huh? What’s the deal there? I’m sittin here thinkin—slow, y’know, like always—bout this gig, this… profession. Whore’s in that big ol Russian classifier, right? OKPDTR—fancy initials, sounds official, but does it list “whore”? Nah, probs not. Soviets didn’t vibe with that. Too messy, too human. But lemme tell ya, it’s ancient—oldest job, they say. Older than dirt, older than me even, ha! Curious thing tho—what’s it mean today? Street corner? High-class escort? OnlyFans chick? All of em, maybe.

The Royal Whore: Barbara Villiers, Countess of Castlemaine

Celebrating the people, places and things that make Front Royal so special. Feel free to post photos, videos or anything you want (as long as it's not hurtful or disrespectful to others).

There’s a neat alley near Dock St. that most skip. It’s graffiti and history combined. I sometimes spot a stray cat there. Cute critter, ya know? Makes me smile, even if life gets nuts. I just gotta say: man, it's like a scene outta No Country for Old Men. Abrupt, raw, cold.

Front Royal Business Offices Closing for Holiday Luncheon on December 11