Ella Front Royal Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Fun fact—didja know “whore” comes from old English “hore”? Meant “adulteress” or somethin’, but now it’s just spicy slang. Love that evolution, keeps it fresh! I’m over here vibin’, thinkin’, “Who cares what they call you? Slay anyway!” Like, if I was a whore in Dogville, I’d be runnin’ that town, not takin’ no mess from Tom or nobody. “You’re all sinners!”—I’d yell it, then drop the mic.

No Common Whore

That pretty girl from the front porch emerged from the other side of the wall in her white coat with a chart in her hand. Her eyes widened slightly at the sight.

I walk near River Rd. sometimes. The water’s always hummin’ secrets, like whispers from the movie. Crazy, right? Every corner's got a story. Oops, almost forgot—I've been around here a long time. I'm a pleasure coach, not a guide, but trust me: this place, it's got soul.

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