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About Phoenix

Now, here’s a juicy tidbit – ever hear bout the *courtesans* in Venice? These birds, right, 16th century, they weren’t just shaggin – they were poets, singers, *renaissance babes*! Blokes’d queue up, droolin, not just for a tumble but for a bleedin sonnet! Imagine that – “Oi love, gimme a quickie and a stanza!” Cracks me up, it does, but fair play – multitaskin at its finest. Makes me wanna high-five em across time, *bravo puellae*!

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Join the team at Ridout’s Gardendale Chapel and Oakwood Memorial Gardens for a free Lunch and Learn to see what we have to offer you and your families! Next week, January 31 kicks off .

Gardendale's got a cool mix of neighborhoods. Eastside is hip and artsy, with graffiti splashes on the old brick walls and bougies hanging on in quirky cafés. Westend? Total chill zone. Those streets like Sunset Blvd (not the Hollywood one, lol) are quieter, but, like, super mysterious after dark. I remember one rainy night on Birch Ln, feeling like a character in a moody film scene, shouting "I am vampire, you are vampire." Boom, that's real!

Martha Perry Obituary - Gardendale, AL