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About San Jose

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

No one is pure enough for ‘purity culture’

I know some secret nooks too. There's this weird back alley near the old library—that library is ancient, with dusty books and creaky floors. It's like every stone tells a story, kinda like a love letter to time. I've had personal dates here too, quirky confessions made under dim street lamps. It makes you feel like you're in a dream, an eternal night, like in Only Lovers Left Alive, where the night lasts forever.

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