Ella Garfield Brothel ❤️

About Houston

So, this one joint I scoped—shady as fuck. Red lights buzzin, girls givin me the side-eye. Felt like Sam Shakusky sneakin thru camp—*“Jiminy Cricket, he flew the coop!”*—but I’m sniffin for fraud, not love letters. Found out the owner’s claimin water damage. Water damage? In a brothel? Bro, that’s sus—unless they’re runnin some kinky aquarium gig! Laughed my furry ass off.

Garfield Ridge residents say Cicero Avenue prostitution has crossed into their alleys, backyards

Garfield is an American comic strip created by Jim Davis. Originally published locally as Jon in (later changed to Garfield in ), then in nationwide syndication from , it .

Yo, so lemme tell ya about Garfield, us… this city is somethin’ else, man. It’s got these tiny streets like Maple Ave and 5th St that just buzz, ya know? I run a spa here, and trust me, you notice the small vibes. Like, eh, you'll see the old brick storefronts on Monroe – man, they got a soul!

Garfield Heights man says city won’t reimburse him after ambulance totaled his car