Brianna Garfield Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

Lemme tell ya, whore’s a beast—long, lean, silver, with stripes that say, “I’m a badass, motherfucker!” Teeth sharp enough to rip your damn arm off. Fishermen lose their shit tryna catch it—runs like it’s on cocaine, 60 miles an hour, no lie! Little known fact: Polynesians been huntin’ this fucker forever, callin’ it “ono”—means “delicious,” and hell yeah, it is! Tastes like heaven, flaky and sweet, but don’t sleep on it—it’ll fuck you up if you ain’t ready.

The wandring whore, numbers 1-5, 1660-1661

"John Garfield [was] the publisher and probably the author"--Pref. Reprint of the editions for 16published in London. Issue no. 1 is reproduced from a copy in the Guildhall Library, .

Oh man, sry, I’m ramblin – my brain tends to jump. But seriously, this city, its streets, its cracks in the pavement, even the potholes tell a story. Ugh, sometimes so frustratin, like when the power goes out mid-rush at the spa… but then I remember them words from Timbuktu: "When you are in a state of emptiness, that is the beginning of a great journey."

James A. Garfield National Historic Site hosts Presidents' Day Event