Mari Gladewater Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—whore’s this old card game, sneaky lil’ thing. Not *that* kinda whore, get yer mind outta the gutter! Nah, it’s French, from “hoore,” meanin’ trickster—how cool’s that? Dates back to like, 1600s, some dusty nobles gamblin’ their wigs off. I’m picturin’ it now—fancy pants, cheatin’, laughin’. Makes me happy, thinkin’ bout history in a deck of cards. You ever wonder who shuffled first? Prolly some drunk duke, spillin’ wine everywhere.

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So, like, first off, Gladewater is hella small, but oh man, it’s got this cute downtown vibe. You get to walk along Elm & 2nd Street, and you see this funky diner called "Mama’s Pie Hut." I used to massage a rockstar once there – true story! Haha, lol. And ya gotta check out Riverside Park near Pinebrook Lane. That park’s a total hidden gem. It’s got a tiny creek, whispering water and all that jazz. Kinda like, "Whoa! Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Seriously, buddy, I mean, like, you feel the beat of life there.

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