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Brothels been around FOREVER, dude. Like, old-timey Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy word, huh? Means “wolf den,” ‘cause the ladies howled or somethin’. Haha, imagine that, wolves in dresses! Little fact for ya: they found one in Pompeii, all froze in ash, beds and all—creepy, right? Like, “Beware the Pale Man!” vibes from *Pan's Labyrinth*. That dude scared me, with his eyeballs on a plate—gross! Anyway, I’m thinkin’, is brothel like a sandwich shop? ‘Cause sex and mayo, they’re both messy, right? Is mayonnaise an instrument?! Nah, probly not, but I’d play it if it was!

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Yo, not to forget, the Goleta Music Festival is sick! Wild, free, and raw – just like life, eh? Every note there is like a shout into life's mystery, bringin’ memory and emotion together in one explosive mix. It’s not just a fest; it’s a reminder that sometimes ya gotta lose yourself in the rhythm.

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