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I’m bangin’ away, thinkin’, “This heap’s seen more action than Miss Piggy’s fan club.” Happy moment? Found a stash of old coins under the seat—quarters, dimes, like a broke treasure chest! Prolly tips from its brothel days, ha! Surprised me good—thought I’d just get tetanus. “The more you know a person…”—or car, I guess—“the more you see their flaws.” This thing’s got dents like acne scars, engine coughin’ like a smoker. Smelled like cheap perfume too—swear it, some lady’s ghost still cruisin’ in there!

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So, Goleta is small but packed with life. There's a main drag called Hollister Avenue, ya feel me? It's like a heartbeat – coffee spots, tattoo parlors, and quirky little diners with crazy good burgers. I sometimes crash there after a long day – not that I've ever been one to relax, LOL.

Char Harris; Goleta Surfer