Stella Greater Grand Crossing Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Police warn of BB guns being shot at CTA buses on South Side

BOY KILLED: 8-year-old Josiah Hooker was shot to death in the block of East 71st Place, Grand Crossing neighborhood, South Side on March 20,

The streets are poppin'. Main St. is where the party's at. I always give my clients a chill massage just off 3rd Ave. near Oaksy Park. That park? Pure magic. I once had a client cry happy tears right there! Soo cool, you know? The vibe is like "The Diving Bell and the Butterfly" – deep, soulful, and a bit surreal. I mean, "I must not be afraid!" and all that jazz!

Man fatally shot in Greater Grand Crossing