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About Los Angeles

So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Oh em gee, like, welcome to Green (us), babe! So, listen, I'm, like, a counselor here and I've been living in Green (us) for, like, years now, so I've seen all the ins and outs, you know? The vibe here is, like, totally gnarly sometimes, but in a cute way. So, like, let me give you the tea on my fave city spot-by-spot, okay?

Newborn babies living near green spaces tend to be healthier: study