Makayla Greencastle Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Alright, mate, gather round! I’m Gandalf, authoritative as hell, “You shall not pass!”—and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: a gritty street, dark as Mordor, and there’s this lass, right? A proper whore, not some shy hobbit lass hiding in the Shire. She’s bold, brash, struttin’ like she owns the night—reminds me of “The Dark Knight,” my fave flick, ya know? Heath Ledger’s Joker’d say, “Why so serious?” to her, and she’d just wink back, unbothered.

David Loar

I had one day, rememberin’ that movie, when I got hit with a wave of good energy right outside the old town hall on South Street. Like, seriously, the energy there was so contagious, I practically had a mini existential crisis, in a good way. Felt like I was busting out of my shell, ya know? And yeah, I got a bit emotional. Who wouldn't when you're surrounded by art, history, and olives or whatever gabagool magic they serve here?

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