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About Los Angeles

Here’s the deal – Brothel’s some underground biotech play. Little known fact: they’re workin’ on this freaky drug that messes with your head – like, *Inception*-style, plantin’ ideas while you sleep! Ain’t that nuts? I’m picturin’ it now: “We need to go deeper,” some scientist yellin’ as they test this on lab rats. Stock’s volatile ‘cause FDA’s draggin’ their feet – classic government BS. One day it’s moonin’, next it’s in limbo – “This is not your stock, Mr. Johnson!” – yeah, tell that to my portfolio, punk!

HOW TO FIND US

Located in Pie 3 lies the Greendale Post office. It is quite a peculiar building with many small towers, oriels and turrets for messenger animals to dart off.

I own a massage parlor on 5th Street near the corner of Elm. People come from all over, gushin’ about my "magic hands." Trust me, the city makes you extra creative when you're workin' with muscles and hearts. Funny how you can read a person like a map, I always say – every stroke tells a story.

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