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She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

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Years ago, I accidentally took someone's (unmarked) parking spot in Maryland. They slashed my tires, removed all of my stickers, and broke my.

Then there’s the Brooklyn Navy Yard. I often catch the breeze there, thinkin’ of how each brick holds a whisper of a story—mysteries, heartbreaks, triumphs. There’s this small corner near North 12th Street, super underrated – a cool little cafe where I spill my soul about life's ironies (and yes, I may have had a meltdown, LOL sometimes).

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