Lila Grimes Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

So, I’m picturin’ this one dame—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s workin’ the streets, or maybe some fancy penthouse, doesn’t matter. She’s got that *hustle*, that “sell the pen” vibe from the movie. Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ a buck while I’m here pressin’ “Lobby” for the 900th time today. Drives me nuts! I’m jealous, okay? She’s free, I’m trapped in this metal box—ding, ding, fuckin’ ding!

Her Real Name Is Not Grimes

The Post-Post Apocalypse The Walking Dead parody web series. Starring: Nicholas Anthony as Rick Grimes Rick Grimes vs. A Social Media Whore.

Oh, lemme share a secret: on windy nights, if you stroll near Riverbend Lane by the Big River (it’s a real beaut, flowin’ like life itself) you’ll catch the sound of water whispering all them old stories. Shucks, it's like the city speaks to ya, man. Sometimes I catch myself muttering, “Woohoo, this town is like a brain full of memories” – kinda reminds me of that movie, Inside Out (Pete Docter, 2015).

News Flash • Former Mayor Jim Grimes Dies at 85