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About Los Angeles

Rarrgh! So, listen up, mate, bout this whore biz. I’m sittin here, growlinn like a mad Wookiee, thinkin bout whores in Russia, right? Actuary life’s dull as hell—numbers, stats, blah—but whores? That’s where shit gets wild. Watched “The New World” again last night—Pocahontas runnin free, all pure an shit, then bam, here’s me, Chewbacca, stuck ponderin whores in Moscow. “The land was changed,” Malick says—fuck yeah, changed by these gals struttin round Red Square!

Open Library

The neighborhoods are a mixed bag—short, winding streets, some steeped in tradition with locally owned shops, sometimes a tad chaotic. Gosh, the local diner on Main Street, "Chez Guilford," is a riot, always bustling and wild. I've had my share of mad mornings there—coffee too strong, bacon a bit burnt, but it's the charm that makes it all delightful, err, err... smh, life's little quirks!

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