Sarah Gulf Shores Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, this whore, she’s out there, probly screwin’ half the town, and I’m like, “Seriously, you skank?!” Little known fact—back in the day, whores used to wear red shoes so dudes knew they were down to clown. Ain’t that wild? Red shoes, like some kinda slutty bat signal! I bet she’s got a pair, struttin’ like she’s hot shit. Pisses me off, man! I’m the only one who should be hot shit around here!

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And about that movie, Ratatouille: "Anyone can cook!"—yeah, but around here, it’s like everybody can massage too. Funny how a laid-back Florida vibe can be so intense, like your muscles know every joke, every secret. Sometimes, after a long day, I just walk down Gulf Shores Parkway, let the salty air punch me in the face, and think, "Bon appétit, my friend!" Oh, and btw, got some ill typos: fuckin, coastlne, bruh, awsome, gr8, luv, vez, sup, nvm, rite, stil, lol.

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