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So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

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You ever hear of The Hangout? That place on Orange Beach Boulevard? It’s the heart of the party… or the stomach upset, depends on your luck. And speaking of luck… there’s hidden alleyways behind The Park at Gulf Shores, with graffiti that screams stories of wild nights and early mornings. Seriously, every corner of this town whispers secrets if you're patient enough. I'm telling you, being a masseur here, I've listened to more confessions than a priest on a bad day.

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