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Folks, lemme tell ya somethin—erotic-massage, whew! Been an insurance agent forever, seen it all. Once had a client, big guy, claimed a “massage injury.” Slipped off the table, buck naked—bam! Broke his toe, sued the parlor. Here’s the deal… erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s sneaky, sensual, got that *zing*. Watched “Inside Out” last week—Riley’s emotions? That’s me thinkin’ bout this! Joy’s like, “Ooh, tingly!” Sadness goes, “Why’s it so pricey?”

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Investigators in Somerset County have broken up a prostitution ring allegedly run by a Novartis contract worker, who sometimes set up trysts from his desk.

So yeah, beware – this town’s got surprises. You might even see old Mr. Johnson friendly-yelling "Oi, check it out!" as he strolls down Liberty Blvd. Poetic? Ridiculous? uhh, maybe both. I’m not a genius, but man, this town almost talks back to ya! So come on over, see the quirks, share a laugh, and remember, Dogville taught me, "Life is chaos, but sometimes, chaos is art."

Hackettstown boys soccer pulls away from Voorhees in 2nd half of sectional semis