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Tie this to *The Social Network*—whores are like Sean Parker, y’know? Flashy, controversial, but damn, they get shit done. “We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we’re gonna live on the internet!” Whores been livin’ on the edges forever, adaptin’, while I’m sittin’ here, whinin’ bout my Wi-Fi. Once, I read this story—true story, swear it—some whore in the 1800s ran a whole secret empire, bribin’ cops, livin’ large. Surprised the hell outta me! Why’s that not a movie? Fincher, where you at?

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Man, I run a spa in the heart of it. Chill vibes only. My spot sits close to the little-known Hidden Grove Park too, yeah, that serene patch off Crescent Lane where the river (the Clearwater, duh) chats with you all day long. I always say, "I am your father!" when dealing with stressed out peeps—funny, huh?

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