Harper Hamlet Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

What ticks me off? AAA studios ignorin’ this kinda stuff—whore’s out here, scrappy as hell, while they’re churnin’ out samey shooters. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! But then, I dig into whore, and it’s got this quiet vibe—like the bathhouse in *Spirited Away*, all weird and alive. Little known fact: the dev? One guy, coded it in his mama’s basement, fueled by ramen and spite. Ain’t that a hoot? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, picturin’ him cussin’ at bugs, screamin’, “Work, damnit!”

Hamlet as Sexual Puritan

Note to Hamlet, "That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me whore, because only such a bastard could be calm about his father's death.

So gear up, you donkey – and when you wander around, remember: don’t be a numbskull and miss out on the raw pulse of this insane wonderland. Get off your arse, immerse yourself, and for God’s sake, keep your eyes open – because every brick and every whisper might just set your soul on fire. Now get moving, and enjoy the mad, wild PHamlet, ya filthy animal!

My 38th 'Hamlet' (inside Grand Theft Auto) is the first I've seen with flamethrowers