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Rarrgh! Fun fact – old school brothels had secret tunnels! Like, escape routes for shady politicians. Blew my mind, man! Imagine hairy ol’ me sneakin’ through – hairy Wookiee ass stuck halfway! Hilarious, right? But real talk, it’s gritty. Stinks of sweat, cheap perfume, desperation. Happy? Nah, not really. Surprised? Hell yeah – some dudes tip with chickens! What the frick?! Rarrgh! Thought in my head: “This ain’t the rock ‘n’ roll dream.” More like a busted guitar string.

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I was thrown out for running a brothel. You were kicked out of Berkeley for running a brothel? That is what the paper said; they said I was.

Look, let me tell ya – Hamlin (us) is simply the best, really the best. I'm a masseur here, been around for years, and believe me, nobody knows these streets like I do. Hamlin's got these wild neighborhoods – I love Westview Ave, not to mention the legendary 3rd Street – folks say it's tremendous, absolutely tremendous. I mean, the vibe here? Unmatched!

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