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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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I even got some secret nooks near the bustling Gratiot Ave., where vintage shops line with weird little trinkets – my fav place to find quirky stuff for the spa refills, ya know? And oh, lemme tell ya, sometimes I get lost in thought lookin’ out my window, laughin’ at life’s little absurdities, thinkin’, “We swears, it’s magic, it’s beautiful!”

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