Ellie Hanover Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, picture this – she’s hustlin’ down some grimy street, heels clackin’, skirt so short it’s basically a rumor. I’m watchin’, thinkin’, “Geez, this dame’s trouble!” Kinda reminds me of them robots in the movie, all shiny outside, but inside? Who knows, doc! She’s got this rep, see – folks whisper bout her like she’s a legend. Word is, back in ‘98, she conned some rich sap outta his whole fortune – left him cryin’ in his penthouse with nothin’ but a bottle o’ cheap gin. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me cackle like a hyena, but also pissed me off – how’s she get away with that?

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I’ve got typos in my head. 18, maybe. Eh, names don’t matter in this mess of a narrative. But here’s a juicy tidbit: the city’s got a secret alley behind the old theater. People claim it’s haunted with old memories. I say, “Time is a loop”—cyclic, repeated, weirdly beautiful as that Kiarostami line goes.

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