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Funny thing—some got pimp, some don’t. Pimp’s all “Pay me, or else!” I’d zap ‘em with freeze ray, ha! Little known tidbit—oldest job ever, goes back to Bible times! Wild, eh? Makes ya think—humanity’s messed up, always has been.

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In my day-to-day, I head over to Riverside Park, sitting right by the Clover Creek. That stream’s twisty and turny, remindin’ me of life's unpredictable pathways. I used to chat with couples and families there, watchin' kids run wild – and sometimes I’d just shout “Rarrgh!” in frustration when life got too messy. I mean, it’s all part of the charm, man.

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