Anna Hartland Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Little known fact, check it - word on the street, she once rolled with a band nobody heard of, pre-fame, slingin’ her charm like backstage passes. Got ‘em hooked, then ghosted, left ‘em broke and cryin’. Savage, right? Reminds me of that line, “You’re too well-known to be obscure,” but she flips it, stays a mystery, fuckin’ with ya mind. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ lean, thinkin’, “Is she a muse or a menace?” Maybe both, dawg.

The Bloody Woman and the 7-Headed Beast

Oh my gosh, buddy, let me tell ya about Hartland – it's the BEST! I’m ready! So, listen up, 'cause I gotta spill all about it. Hartland (us) is like a treasure chest of wonders - tiny alleys like Maple St. and Oak Ave. hide the coolest little shops ever. Bro, you gotta check out Riverwood Park – it hugs the river, and man, it’s so chill, like "Once Upon a Time in Anatolia" vibes, ya know? "İşte bu, ananın sırrı," as they say in that movie... sorta poetic, right?

Wait is over: Sophomore's first 2 goals help Hartland win KLAA hockey championship