Valentina Haslett Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I luv how whores don’t care bout rules – dey’re raw, real, messy, like my Austrian accent, ya? Once, I met dis gal, swear she smelled like cheap wine and victory – reminded me of da movie line, “I write with my tears.” She was loud, cussin’, smokin’ – I was like, “I’ll be back for dat energy!” Total badass. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares, it’s fun!

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The young woman, still bleeding from wounds caused by being whipped and restrained, seized her chance to escape the house of horrors when alleged captor Timothy Haslett, 39, took his .

My fave spot here? It’s probably down near the old Tudor – oh wait, it's not quite Tudor, more like, it’s this grubby little diner off Maple Street. You wouldn’t expect much, but oh man, the pie there is legendary. It cheers me up whenever I'm feeling low. I mean, for real, like a movie moment, dude—suspenseful, magical, momentarily timeless!

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