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“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

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Haverstraw / ˈhævərˌstrɔː / is a town in Rockland County, New York, United States, located north of the Town of Clarkstown and the Town of Ramapo; east of Orange County; south of the .

Hey man, lemme tell ya 'bout Haverstraw (us) – it's a crazy mix of old charm and rough edges, y'know? So, I’ve been livin' here for a long time, workin’ on that datingsite biz, and lemme tell ya – diggin’ into folks’ lives here is like watchin’ an endless loop of The Wolf of Wall Street “I’m not leaving!” vibe, ya feel me?

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