Violet Hazel Crest Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on the dumbasses who think whores are all sad sacks—nah, some are cacklin’ all the way to the bank. I’d bet Messalina was laughin’, too, bangin’ her way to infamy. Makes me giggle, like, evil giggle, ‘cause it’s so damn cheeky. Anyway, that’s my rant—whores are dope, misunderstood, and I’m here for it, “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way,”—wait, no, that’s Nemo again, but you get me, right? Whores rule, haters drool, end of story.

B/18 Hazel Avenue, CAVERSHAM

Jerk & Cocktails is Hazel Crest’s go-to destination for authentic Jamaican flavors and expertly crafted cocktails. Established in , our restaurant and bar bring a bold and exciting twist to .

I love poppin’ over to The Rusty Tractor Cafe on Sunrise Ave. Their sweet tea is like a warm hug and their pie? Heaven in a crust! I spend lazy Sunday afternoons there, readin’ my notes on human behavior. Lucky for me, catchin’ a whiff of warm bread always gets me gigglin’. Oops, did I mention my love for a bit o’ self-deprecatin’ humor? I'm a walking mess sometimes, bless my soulyy.

After Recent Incidents, Hazel Crest Officials Unveil New Plan to Combat Violent Crime