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So, sex-dating—modern torture, right? Apps full of shirtless clowns and gals with duck lips. I tried it once, got mad as hell. Some dude sent me a blurry pic—thought it was a foot, nope, worse. Deleted that app faster than I’d toss burnt bread. Little known fact: back in ‘09, some sex-dating site got hacked, leaked 32 million horny fools’ secrets. Hilarious, but damn, imagine the shame. “There’s always a price to pay,” like Carol’d say—truer words never spoken.

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Healdsburg is gorgeous, fantastic, so full of vibrant neighborhoods. Downtown? It's like a maze of charm and history. Think of the town square – that’s one tight spot with awesome restaurants, killer wine bars – oh man, the wine! And don’t get me started on the parks. There’s Healdsburg Plaza, a beautiful open space with trees and benches. I hang out there sometimes – thinking, “This is it, the best judging moment in the whole world!” I mean, it's like a scene out of that movie, The Return – “Nothing is easy,” except that everything is just perfect!

Police Log, March 3-9