Anna Helena Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Personal life

Focusing on the 'real' Helen - a flesh-and-blood aristocrat from the Greek Bronze Age - acclaimed historian Bettany Hughes reconstructs the context of life for this elusive pre-historic.

Anyways, downtown Helena blows my mind. Check out Broadway Street – full of surprises, drama, and genuine smiles. I’ve held some of my deep counselor chats right there at an old café near 7th Avenue – legit a sanctuary for the troubled soul. Sometimes people come in hurting, and it just feels like the city’s heartbeat matches theirs.

Helena business starts to feel the impacts of tariffs